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October 30, 2017October 30, 2017 P. Funkenstein

Percentage of bearded men reaches 5-year low of 107 percent

September 15, 2017September 20, 2017 P. Funkenstein

In Dark of Night, Mayor Wheeler Slashes City’s Swiss Chard Research Budget

September 14, 2017December 15, 2017 P. Funkenstein

Portland, Post-Fluoride

September 14, 2017September 20, 2017 P. Funkenstein

No More Room for Sasquatch

July 18, 2017July 18, 2017 P. Funkenstein

The Only Portland’s Best Beer List You’ll Ever Need

July 12, 2017July 15, 2017 P. Funkenstein

White House announces first Trump DeVos Academy to open in Oregon’s Hillsboro

June 8, 2017July 12, 2017 P. Funkenstein

Portland’s soccer moms bristle at appropriation of their culture by burrito justice warriors

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