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September 30, 2018September 30, 2018 C. Borman Wixwater

Salonpas shades Biofreeze in new Portland ad campaign

June 22, 2018 C. Borman Wixwater

New building makes up for hideousness with ridiculous self-importance

June 4, 2018June 8, 2018 C. Borman Wixwater

Bugle Exclusive: Sources say LeBron to Portland a Near Certainty

October 30, 2017October 30, 2017 C. Borman Wixwater

Percentage of bearded men reaches 5-year low of 107 percent

September 15, 2017September 20, 2017 C. Borman Wixwater

In Dark of Night, Mayor Wheeler Slashes City’s Swiss Chard Research Budget

September 14, 2017December 15, 2017 C. Borman Wixwater

Portland, Post-Fluoride

September 14, 2017September 20, 2017 C. Borman Wixwater

No More Room for Sasquatch

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