Bugle Exclusive: Portland silent on whether photo of Bannon should replace First Ammendment

The results of a Bugle Politbureau poll have shown that Portland is undecided whether an autographed photo of President Trump’s Chief Advisor and noted hateful lunatic Steve Bannon should replace the First Amendment.

After tweeting the highly formal and scientific poll through this publication’s twitter feed (see the image above) the total of zero responses–including none from any of this publication’s 25 followers–indicated clearly that the people of Portland either have no interest in the constitution, or can not make up their mind.


Note the lack of numbers by each of the logos.

This is a shocking development for a city that held six separate Trump protest rallies as you read this article.


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