“Who is the modern Mary Magdelene, in terms of American sentiment, if not Saudi Arabia?” Sclorps said. “They’ve been outcasts ever since they did 9/11. And Trump vetoed congress to sell them millions of dollars in arms, just as Jesus chose to walk with the pariah Mary Magdalene.”
"Our country will be in safe hands with the leaders Trump DeVos Academy produces. But, to be certain, these safe hands are not and will never be larger than President Trump's hands, whose hands are the largest," a spokesman said in the briefing.
The results of a Bugle Politbureau poll have shown that Portland is undecided whether an autographed photo of President Trump's Chief Advisor and noted hateful lunatic Steve Bannon should replace the First Amendment. After tweeting the highly formal and scientific poll through this publication's twitter feed (see the image above) the total of zero responses--including … Continue reading Bugle Exclusive: Portland silent on whether photo of Bannon should replace First Ammendment
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