According to exclusive Portland Bugle sources with specific information, LeBron James' impending decision about which team to sign with this offseason has already been made. It is a decision Blazers fans will be thrilled with. In brief: LeBron likes terrible municipal art, 7-Eleven Free Willy is a cinematic masterpiece Californians didn't pay well above asking … Continue reading Bugle Exclusive: Sources say LeBron to Portland a Near Certainty
"He was terrible, make no mistake," said witness Feather Kloop. "But our saw-buskers are what make Portland Portland, more than anything. Accept maybe yoga. May those pilates hacks rot in hell."